Help, I’m gonna need lots of help

I just agreed to participate in an MDA fundraiser. It’s the one where they “thrown you in jail” and your friends — if you have any — are supposed to bail you out.

For anyone who might want to bail me out, I’ll be jailed from 11 a.m. to noon on Wednesday, Jan. 16, at the Pizza Ranch in Muscatine.

I’ve been promised that is when the friends — the two guys who said I am perfect for this because of my big heart and sense of humor — will be in jail, too. I can hardly wait to find out who is responsible for this.

There will be more information to come about this, but please, start saving your change and folding money to help get me out of jail.